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"Romance"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

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'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

"Brat"

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

Samosas

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

i-plod.

"A funny thing happened to me at work today..."

Desert Island Downloads