Playlist Pirate Pillows

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Musical genres

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"Brat"

Fishing for Litter

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Finance piracy

"Romance"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Desert Island Books

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

"Hello, I have this on my Spotify, so I'll be humming along."

Cr�che Seige

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

Pirate

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

'Trouble is he can't hear any whistling with that plugged in.'

'No thanks.'

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

i-plod.

Playlists

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

Desert Island Downloads