Music Piracy Pillows

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I could have danced all night!

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Marimba

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo