Playground Networker T-Shirts

'I see our kids are networking.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"First snowman?"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Ready Mum?'

Imagination

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

The Charge of the Kids

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Office Park

Converted Parking Garage

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

I rule by fear.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

I miss recess!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."