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'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

"Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

Imagination

Playground Pipe Dreams

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Converted Parking Garage

Office Park

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

The Charge of the Kids

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

I miss recess!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

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Little boys

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Turn Down For What.

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'