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'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

"Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Swinging

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"First snowman?"

Imagination

Playground Pipe Dreams

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Converted Parking Garage

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

The Charge of the Kids

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

I miss recess!

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Little boys

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

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