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"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Pucker up!

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"You want to see me, Boss?"

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

Soulmates.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"Well Mom, thanks for setting us up, getting me to the restaurant on time, and getting the conversation started, but I think I can take it from here."

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

'I'm waiting for the right introduction agency to come along.'