Playful Matchmakers Mugs

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Pucker up!

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

"You want to see me, Boss?"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

Soulmates.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"Well Mom, thanks for setting us up, getting me to the restaurant on time, and getting the conversation started, but I think I can take it from here."

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'