Playful Theologian Pillows

Hot cross buns

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

"Rest assured ... in a few thousand years, everything important will be on tablets."

"Seriously, don't make me smite you."

As a child, Young Moses could be a real jerk.

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

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The Meaning of Life

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

The Birth of Philosophical Thought Experiments.

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

Jesus the comedian.

It was the day Malcolm found God.

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."