Playful Prophet Gifts

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Hot cross buns

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Intellectual Foreplay...

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Excommunicate Me.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

doom.com

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

A self-filling prophecy.

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"The end of the world is nigh."

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

"I spy with my mind's eye..."

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"Elijah didn't hear God's voice in the powerful wind, or in the earthquake, or the fire, but just then a call came in on his cell..."

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Sidewalk Prophet

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

',,,,,and make it snappy'