Playful Profit Seeker Pillows

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I think it is our duty to fully-experience the excess profits.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

The Final Selfie

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Business Outlook

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."