Playful Profit Seeker Mugs

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I think it is our duty to fully-experience the excess profits.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

The Final Selfie

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Business Outlook

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'