Playful Risk-taker Mugs

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Gift"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'