Playful Risk-taker T-Shirts

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'