Loveable Risk-taker Mugs

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

Church Drive-Thru.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'