Loveable Risk-taker Pillows

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Gift"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Church Drive-Thru.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!