Romantic Risk-taker Mugs

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"No, I love them. They really bring out the blue in your eyes!"

'Next time you use the firms intranet to send a Valentines message remember to avoid the 'send all' key.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"Wow, you look exactly like your profile photo."

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'

Tammy always dated the sketchiest guys.

'That's enough small talk, how big are you down below?'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"He enjoys the same perversions as me, he doesn't enjoy the same perversions as me..."

Was she worth it? Bud knew that dating the butcher's daughter was risky.

Fo Fum Attorneys: 'And you can forget dating parties of the second part! They're nothing but trouble!'

Lovers Leap Frog

"Don't you think the wedding outfit a bit over the top on a first date, dear?"

'You can forget 'Ladies First' for a start!'

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

'I was betting you wouldn't show.'

"I knew the market was back when I no longer had to date age appropriate women."

"For better or worse, in bull markets or bear, under functioning governments or shutdowns..."

"I would like to increase my loan by the cost of taking you out to dinner."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"So how's the date going?

"Too soon?"

Cody tentatively tested the power of his pheromones in an office environment.

Let's not do something we'll regret in the morning. Let's do something we'll regret for the rest of our lives.

"Could you not call me Ray this time?"

"I'm not quite ready yet. Why don't you come in and make us a drink while I figure out how not to project all my hopes and fears onto you?"

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

Speed Prenup

"In case there aren't any sparks, I loaded up on actual fireworks."

"Masks on. Six feet apart. Ready on three. One..."

"No, you open yours first."

All I'm sayin' is you might regret that tattoo if you two ever break up.

Would you care to go to the after-party with me? After what? I'll think of something.