Playful Portraitists Pillows

'Don't move.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Cariactures

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Caricatures $20"

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Sculptor

'Are you done yet?'

Jackson Pollock as a child

El Greco

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Artistic Licence.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"