Portraitist Pillows

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

'You may need more red paint -- I got sunburned over the weekend.'

Starving artists sale.

Artist on the Desert Island

Lincoln Portrait

Gilbert Charles Stuart

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Framed Lady

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Diego Velasquez

"Caricatures $20"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

The Sculptor

Family Portrait Abuse.

Francoise Gilot

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

El Greco

Elizabeth II

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Artistic Licence.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Rembrandt's Selfies

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Painter's Duel.