Playful Portraitists Prints

'Don't move.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Cariactures

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Caricatures $20"

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

The Sculptor

Jackson Pollock as a child

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Family Portrait Abuse.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Artistic Licence.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

'ok, who threw that?'