Playful Petographer Pillows

"Hurry up and take the pic! I can't hold this adorable pose all day!!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Super Dog'

Candid Camera store.

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She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"It makes me want to pee."

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

The Karate Kitten.

Artists Cats

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Good book?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'