Playful Petographer Pillows

"Hurry up and take the pic! I can't hold this adorable pose all day!!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Candid Camera store.

"It makes me want to pee."

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She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

Artists Cats

The Karate Kitten.

K9 Literati.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'Good book?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Fido phones

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'