Playful Narrator Gifts

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

A child as a pet substitute.

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

Daughters at Bedtime

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Artichoking victim

Heart To Heart

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"You forgot his tail."

"Some gentlemen at the bar were wondering if you'd like to join them."

'We're rich! We're rich! My mum's got goldstones!'

"Our house wine is abominable."

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'I take after my Daddy - He's a confirmed batchelor!'

'Great lunch box.'