Playful Judge Pillows

'Court's in recess!'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

King and Jester

"Impartiality becomes you."

Antonin Scalia

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'Judge Mental.'

"In view of the new evidence, my client would like to change his plea to 'guilty-ish', M'Lud."

Judge

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"And what's more, you have a complete disrespect for the law."

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

'We find the defendant guilty, the defense a showboater and the DA a legal mal-practitioner.'

"You forgot his tail."

Computer questionning a witness.

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

Hanging Judge

"Our house wine is abominable."

'Oh, boy!'

Two kids caught playing dots & boxes on a Damien Hirst painting, spelling the word 'so-so'.

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

'You are charged with getting involved in the political process....'

"It would have been a no-fault divorce if the judge wasn't happily married for 30 years!"

'...Plus thirty days for not turning off your damn cell phone!'

The US Supreme Court displays its rulings out front.

EXEC ORDER

Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.