Playful Gestures Gifts

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"Say it with Pierogies"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"The answer is NO!"

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'How much for NO stems?'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"