Playful Gestures Gifts

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Say it with Pierogies"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"The answer is NO!"

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'How much for NO stems?'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'