Theatrical Gestures Gifts

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"OK, what have you done?"

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"The answer is NO!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'How much for NO stems?'

"It's eau de pew, your favourite."

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

You know I can't do the twist.

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."