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Cloning Kit

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

Stuff Broken

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

'Pluck me.'

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

'The tie tattoo is how I tell them apart.'

Cloning $6 - "No personal cheques - you think we were born yesterday?"

'I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing.'

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

Production line producing production line workers.

Have you been playing around with genetic engineering? Yes, sorry!

"The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself."