Playful Cloner Pillows

Cloning Kit

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Cloning lab - 'I'm fed up with these double shifts!'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Stuff Broken

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

'Pluck me.'

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'The tie tattoo is how I tell them apart.'

Cloning $6 - "No personal cheques - you think we were born yesterday?"

Bar. You clones are all alike! Is that a compliment or not?

'I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing.'

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

Production line producing production line workers.

"The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself."