Playful Cat Owners Gifts

Retro Beehive kitty.

Police Feline Unit

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Oh, crap.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Family with pets.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Unemotional Support Animal

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Feline Evolution.

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Cat king.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

Beware of the Cat.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"And here are today's categories...."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'