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Retro Beehive kitty.

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Unemotional Support Animal

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Family with pets.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

How Amazon was invented

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Cat king.

Beware of the Cat.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

"And here are today's categories...."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'