Player Of Perilous Levels Pillows

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Football player taking the ball home.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Big advantage!!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'How do I know your ours?'

Silly sausages

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Tug the Toggle

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Rock, paper, scissors

Undercover Agent

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

"We suck at this."

"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"

"Enjoy the game. What game? I was talking to the baby."

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.