Playground Pugilist Pillows

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

'She's trying to prove her masculinity.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Tree house.

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pianist-boxer

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Supervisor of the Year'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

Living life dangerously 2010.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Keystone XL Pipeline

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

'I should have won that last fight.'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."