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Platonics Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for your platonic soulmate or a friend who values pure friendship? Our collection highlights the importance of non-romantic bonds with witty, warm, and thoughtful products. From amusing mugs to inspiring prints, these gifts honor the special connections we share with friends who are more like family. Show your appreciation for the invaluable role of platonic love with gifts that speak from the heart and celebrate the power of friendship in all its purest forms.
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'
Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)
'It's a silent protest.'
African shadow
Horace Mann
Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'
'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'
Randi Rhodes
SOS of Garbage
'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."
Trump bullies Mexico
Pope Francis
"We must gut these environmental laws!"
American Way of Life
'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'
Friendly bacteria of the human gut.
"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."
'Without the comma, colons and semi-colons would rise up to oppress us.'
'Don't ask for anything.'
'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'
Climate Change Deniers
Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.
The thoughtful logger.
"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."
Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.
Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.
'What d'you mean you've been praying for a raise?'
Seeing the dawn of a new world.
French Flag
Platonics Advocate Gifts Collection
Platonics Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that salute true friendship and platonic love. Find a perfect gift that celebrates your non-romantic connections with humor and heart.
Platonics Advocate Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that honor the beauty of platonic bonds. Ideal gifts for friends who value sincere, supportive relationships.
Platonics Advocate Prints
Brighten any room with prints that celebrate the essence of platonic love. Perfect for friends or anyone who believes in friendship’s power.
Platonics Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirt designs that advocate for genuine friendship. A fun way to show your support for platonic love and meaningful relationships.