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"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Pasta

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Balanced Diet"

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.'

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

'See, didn't I tell you that my Mom is a great cook!'

Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

'What aren't we eating today, my love?'

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

Car driving with cans attached to it and sign reading 'Just Noisy'.