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"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Poetry repairman

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

Parroting

Janitor at a Music School

Old Macdonald had a problem.

'Boy! Those 911 operators sure get snooty when you call at 4 a.m. and ask them to translate the words to Frere Jacques.'

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.'

Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

Obsessive Compulsive Support Group: 'You check the tea bags, again, I'll check the biscuits, again.'

'Salt vin-egar mustard pepper, salt, vin-egar...'

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."