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"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Poetry repairman

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

Parroting

Janitor at a Music School

Old Macdonald had a problem.

'Boy! Those 911 operators sure get snooty when you call at 4 a.m. and ask them to translate the words to Frere Jacques.'

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.'

It was cute when my digital assistant played "Bye Bye Birdie" after I asked for help with a pesky bird. But it was just snarky playing the theme from "Mission: Impossible" when I asked for guidance on reducing my debt.

Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

Obsessive Compulsive Support Group: 'You check the tea bags, again, I'll check the biscuits, again.'

"You too? Wow, Kemosabe. What are the chances we'd both have the William Tell Overture stuck in our heads?"

'Salt vin-egar mustard pepper, salt, vin-egar...'

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."