Roof Repeater T-Shirts

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Umbrella Roof

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Inbox and outbox for books

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

Fit-it-yourself Weather vein (blood not included).

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

Bench Press you!

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

'Today, I did the same thing I did yesterday, and the day before. I'm feeling so run down...'

"Huh? What patch didn't take?"

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

More Hamptons

'Our 'Resolution Membership' is a no-obligation contract, complete with unscheduled workouts and spotty routines that fit anyone with weak, annual ambitions.'

'I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again.'

Making the same mistake - unaware of the world around you.

"See, Jimmy? If they give a big tax cut to the wealthy, those guys'll feel good and have us come fix their roof and stuff."

"Don't you have a roof?"

"Do you think the people at the higher rooftop bar are having more fun?"

'the really skilled part is getting customers to pay up within six months.'