Plastic Surgery Observer Gifts

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

"I'm through playing doctor. With insurance forms, co-payments, and malpractice suits, it's just no fun!"

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"I have some good news and bad news, wonderful news, terrifying news, boring news, stunning news, technically incomprehensible news, news you should sit down to hear, and news you definitely won't take laying down. Which first?"

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Wait a minute

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

Doctors Through the Ages...

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'