Plastic Surgery Humorist Pillows

Plastic surgery is a scream.

'Looks like Helen had some work done.'

Nose jobs done cheap.

Next! (liposuction specialist)

'Big tits count as two of the three wishes.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Current location

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

"It was a botched surgery."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"Rolling pizza cutter."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Pinocchio has a nose job.

Quick! 5-second rule!

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

"Did you get some work done?"

"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Doctor: 'Mind if I cut in?'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

'It's a routine operation.'