Plastic Fantastic Gifts

"She's had work."

'They are a lot better now that the swelling has gone down.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

"Oh, phew, good news - #5s are recyclable."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

The whale and the plastic bottle.

Music Collector.

I can carry all the plastic bags I need!

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Model Stealth Bomber.

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

"I'll have the 7."

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

"Cut down on plastics."

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

Plastic is killing the sea

Ocean Plastic

"Uh, back to Sea World?"

The plastic straw-extended version

Made in China

Plastic pollution

"I think they are aliens sent here to eradicate all of us!"

"I like the plastic toy, but not the cereal. Daddy can eat that."

Litter Picking Swordfish

'...now that is a lot of plastic!'

Plastic contamination

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