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"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Sports Radio in Crisis

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

"That's his answer to everything!"

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Shoulder work ahead"

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

Even the busiest leaders must know when to switch off and recharge their batteries...

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

'Yes, we're having another fund raiser but, please don't give! Who cares if honest intelligent radio goes silent forever?'