Plant Partier Gifts

Gardener doing the limbo

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Karataoke

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"The club scene is really changing."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Pinata Zombies

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

Join me in a beer?

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Party balloons. Looks like an inside job. Helium.

'How about this for the masked ball?'