Plant Partier Gifts

Gardener doing the limbo

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"The club scene is really changing."

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

Join me in a beer?

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Happy Days are here again

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'