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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Yardless: Please help

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.