Plant Pageant Participant T-Shirts

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Circus Pageant

Venus Fly Trap

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Model's aspirations

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

Miss America IQ pageant.

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

7th annual weird fishes pageant

Blank Inside

Poinsettia

Beauty Contest

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'