Plant Pageant Participant Prints

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

Venus Fly Trap

Circus Pageant

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Model's aspirations

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

Westminster's fine, but this show is just sick. Puppies & Tiaras.

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

7th annual weird fishes pageant

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

Poinsettia

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

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