Plant Competitions Pillows

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Your shoe's untied.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Tension filled the tent.

Yardless: Please help

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

10 K Tail-Chase

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Eat my dust!"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.