Competitive Plant Enthusiast Pillows

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I've seen a tulip before."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."