Competitive Gardening Pillows

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Bonsai competition.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

baby sweetcorn...

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Environmentalist

So Close..

The Victors

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."