Competitive Gardening Prints

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Bonsai competition.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

A Good Batch.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

baby sweetcorn...

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

The Environmentalist

Bowled over again!

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'