Plant-based Tinkerer Gifts

Before/After

"Young Frankenstein"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The first car accident.

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

Fur Baby

"I've been genetically modified!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."