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Before/After

"Young Frankenstein"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The first car accident.

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

Filling the Missile Gap

Fur Baby

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"Never marry an engineer."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'