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Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Is it organic?'

A London gent abroad

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'You could use more fiber in your diet; go sow a few wild oat brans.'

Dijon Vu

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Table number five have just eaten their table decoration!"

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Capturing a Cook

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"And now it's gluten free!"

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."