Planning Career In Medicine Gifts

'The guidance counselor thinks my sloppy writing will help my career goal of becoming a doctor.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Career Choices

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Little doctor.

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Happy Birthday to you.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Caged Businessman

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"